BIRTHDAY RSVP

ATTENTION LITHUANIAN SCAMMERS: DO NOT USE THIS CONTACT FORM! It's only for serious RSVPs to my birthday party.

ATTENTION FRIENDS, FAMILY, AND PEOPLE FROM WORK:
Thank you for RSVP-ing to my 40th birthday party. I hope you can come. I understand if you can't, what with everyone being so busy nowadays, but if that's the case just ask yourself "does the other thing have a cocktail hour?"

If you can attend, use the form below to say:

how many people in your family will attend
what you'll bring for the potluck
if you have any dietary restrictions

If you can't attend because the other thing does in fact have a cocktail hour as well, click here.

FAQ:

What is the Showcase Of Absurd Entertainment?

It's all of us! Everyone is encouraged to participate. It's basically an anti-talent show, and it's going to be fun. Think of something that will delight us in a low-pressure, absurd way. Maybe you can do yo-yo tricks, or solve a Rubik's cube in under a minute, or stand on your head, or recite the alphabet backward. Creativity, bravery, and vulnerability will be handsomely rewarded. Hoping for 100% participation. Consider it my birthday present!
3 minute time limit
Collaboration is allowed
There will be 1 microphone and a PA for your use if necessary.

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